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blunt wreck 

(n): when, while passing two blunts in a circle, the blunts both reach the same person at the same time, so one person is holding two joints. you must then inhale both at the same time. and everyone has to laugh and be like blunt wreck. they collide.
(when reached by two blunts): aaah blunt wreck!
blunt wreck by mells February 27, 2005
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culture wreck 

A disassociative syndrome that relflects in the behaviour and attitudes of individuals under the influence of movies, cricket or other entertainment media.
The other day a culture wreck ruined the work place culture with bullshit.
culture wreck by doodling June 30, 2011

Weekend Wreck 

One who's life completely falls apart over the weekend.

Not in every instance, but in most, weekend wrecks are caused by far too much time watching music videos of One Direction or Justin Beiber. Children who are exposed to these types of obscenities too early in life often become weekend wrecks. Usually weekend wrecks are also associated with a reverse weekend worrier in that they worry about Saturday and Sunday all week long.
Wilson: Dang, Justin's life is probably over after this weekend. He got aids so many times he probably won't be able to recover.

Andy: Man that sucks...it really sucks to see him be such as Weekend Wreck. Is there anything we can do for him?

Wilson: I don't know man. Once you got the Aids you are done for. You pretty much become a Weekend Wreck for the rest of your life. But we can ask him though...

Andy: Alright!!! Hey Justin is there anything we can do for you man?

Justin: I love AIDS!!!!
Weekend Wreck by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014

demandasaurus wreck 

Exhausted from too many demandasauruses
John was a demandasaurus wreck by the end of the day
demandasaurus wreck by FurrQ November 26, 2014

Jet wreck 

A team or season so bad that the team in question purposely chokes in the final minutes or seconds, often in dramatic fashion to lose games in a way to secure the #1 draft pick. Named after the NY Jets’ 2020 campaign, which was a complete WRECK much like the rest of 2020
This season is a complete jet wreck, reminds me of 2020.
The team is a jet wreck, I hope the first pick in the draft does them well
Jet wreck by Save the Jets December 10, 2020

White Wreck

The act of running through a mall clenching your asshole so you don’t shit yourself searching for a bathroom but when you finally make it you both shit and come at the same time.
Shawn had diarrhea and had to run through the mall to find a bathroom when he finally got there he white wrecked
White Wreck by DebraLee October 8, 2022

white wreck

The act of holding in diarrhea until you have massaged the prostate enough to ejaculate.
Shawn was running through the mall to find
a restroom, when he finally made it he had a White Wreck
white wreck by DebraLee October 15, 2022