(verb)
the ability to forget information that you have read once it is deemed \:
a. inappropriate
b. vulgar
c. profane
or d. retarded
being able to un- read something automatically makes it alright to read anything. If it's not okay for you to read it- you can always un- read it!
the ability to forget information that you have read once it is deemed \:
a. inappropriate
b. vulgar
c. profane
or d. retarded
being able to un- read something automatically makes it alright to read anything. If it's not okay for you to read it- you can always un- read it!
But mom, I don't remember anything from that book- I unread it.
Mrs. Blaney advised the book club readers to un- read any of the books on the book list that they have already read.
Mrs. Blaney advised the book club readers to un- read any of the books on the book list that they have already read.
by molly- morgan jones September 26, 2007
To feel a girls tits that are so small all you feel are ribs and hard nipples, no cushion whatsoever.
"Dude, hooked up with that academy chick last night, absolutely nothing to grab on, I felt like I was reading brail"
by Michael Salvatore March 12, 2008
a very small city south west of london, nothing ever FUCKING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!
pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)
pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)
by punksnotdead17 August 20, 2019
She's honestly the best person in the whole world. She is honest, friendly, really pretty, and the frikin best. Her personality is amazing and she's not ur typical white bitch
Holy fuck Maria Read is super hot
Hey dude who's that chick ur dating what's her name? Isn't it like Maria Read
Maria Read is my best friend
Hey dude who's that chick ur dating what's her name? Isn't it like Maria Read
Maria Read is my best friend
by Unknown friend March 05, 2019
The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.
by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021
The act of doing everything according to how social traditions and formal expectations dictate you should, usually for social acceptance by an individual or a group. One's ability to perform this act does not necessarily make them what they want to be.
Tessa: Wow! Max brought Niki flowers on the first date, opened all the doors, paid for dinner, bought expensive champagne, and walked her to her front door. What a great guy!
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?
Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?
Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.
by p-teK April 06, 2008
Person 1: "I just finished the Harry Potter book, broh!"
Person 2: "Dayum, you're such a reading lion!"
Person 2: "Dayum, you're such a reading lion!"
by Fredrik James February 10, 2021