when you meet a really dumb dude whose actions cannot be defined with regular context because of how outrageous they are.
by Weeo111 February 27, 2020
A cat directly from your nightmares. You think your safe? You are not. He is coming for you as we speak. You will not escape, you will be found...
by -_(0,0)_- March 14, 2024
"Yo Darien is such a wheeler, he just used long division for a subtraction problem."
"John just had his first circle jerk, he is know a wheeler."
"John just had his first circle jerk, he is know a wheeler."
by Vanilla Water November 07, 2017
by Commander_Queef June 05, 2023
by tigerwh April 16, 2022
Ian Wheeler is the greatest man to ever walk the earth. He's tall (exactly 5'11.7) , sexy, kind, caring, hilarious, snuggly and a great boyfriend.
Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.
He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.
He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
Zara: Ian Wheeler, will you marry me?
by Wickedia November 19, 2018
by G-inger August 07, 2019