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Squeeze Weiner

Squeeze Weiner is said by Ohmwrecker during recording session of Cards Against Humanity, The crew, which included Mini Ladd, BigJigglyPanda, DaithiDeNogla, BasicallyIDoWrk, Ohmwrecker, and SMii7Y, started the session with their normal Cards antics. Until they turned their point of humor on Ohmwrecker.
Ohmwrecker is a youtuber with over 1 million subscribers, he plays a multitude of video games on his channel with many of the people listed above, however he hadn’t previously played Cards Against Humanity, so his friends invited him to play. Ohm was the butt of many jokes in a previous session , and was called many times, a “Noob.”
During a round in which BasicallyIDoWrk was the Card Czar, the black card read: “I love it when you _____.” The winning card of the round was BigJigglyPanda, who played the card: “pick this card so Ohm doesn’t win.” (at this point if Ohm got another point he would win.) However the standout card was the one on the far right end, which simply read “squeeze my weiner” Which SMii7Y was kind enough to point out.
Person : Hey, do you want to buy an pack of hotdogs on the market?
Ohmwrecker : No we'll buy squeeze weiner instead
Person : What?!?!?!
Ohmwrecker : Squeeze Weiner don't know about it?
Person : No.
Ohmwrecker : It's because someone Squeeze my Weiner
by Munu Ledd December 31, 2017
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Weinberg

Slang term for the tip of a penis

Tip of the weiner ice berg
OMG... you are such a Weinberg

You must live at:
1 Weinberg Street
Weinbergerton
Weinberg Island
WE1N BRG
by Big Ry the marine fish master November 25, 2011
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Weiner

Weiner: (W ee'ner)

1. To be the object of fucking, namely one's self and other's careers.

2. The embodiment of being a dick and a cunt simultaneously.

3. The art of humiliation regarding one's self. "I am such a Weiner"
Once the object of humor, today the connotation 'Weiner' evokes embarasment and bewilderment.
Boy I just fucked up the lives of pretty much everyone I know. I am such a fucking Weiner!
by Flock it October 30, 2016
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weiner show

Exposing the weiner in public.
Sex
Foreplay
A way of getting someones attention
Jon did the weiner show at Mickeys last weekend.

"Hey sweetcakes, can I have the weiner show now?"
by jonathan May 13, 2005
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Cruise Weight

The 5 to 10lbs. (and even more in extreme cases) of weight put on while on a luxury cruise with all you can eat buffets, room service and plentiful alcohol.
"Hey man, you're getting fat!"

"It's ok dude, it's just cruise weight."

"Oh, I see."
by natron1588 November 7, 2012
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Pulled a Weiner

The misguided act of posting questionable photos of yourself online, thus destroying your chances of ever holding an elected office.
Dude #1: Did you see the beefcake pictures Anthony posted of himself?

Dude #2: Yeah. The idiot really pulled a weiner.
by TNunnster June 15, 2011
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Weiner

Noun: Slang term for Penis
by Damnfuct September 30, 2003
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