weeny peeny

Small cock

I know he works out but I bet he's got a weeny peeny

by mhatt February 04, 2009

Process Weenie

Process Weenie (n): Someone whose sole reason for existence is to insist that the “process be followed”, often at the detriment to a reasonable, and timely outcome, and in direct defiance of common sense and logic.

The process weenie is blocking us from getting the project done on time.

by hightidetech March 04, 2009

butt weenie

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Because of yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt weenies.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

Teeny Weeny

It is the smallest of dicks to ever be created by god.

I have a Teeny Weeny

by D0xy August 27, 2020

Beenie Weenie

A dance originating in Louisiana.

Do the Beenie Weenie.

by Mister Davis August 03, 2007

Windows Weenie

A computer user who refuses to believe there is anything better than Windows, regardless of any logical evidence to the contrary.

Windows User: "Man, Macs really suck, you can't even do Ctrl-Alt-Del!"
Mac User: 'You're such a Windows Weenie!"

by Jessejay July 30, 2007

Weenie roast

The act of one or more people positioning themselves under a flaccid/cold penis and breathing on it without touching it until it becomes erect/warm.

Me: im a little cold down there. You ladies should give me a weenie roast
Ladies: (heavy breathing)
Me: awe yeah that feels good

by SOAD4.0 November 06, 2015