Guilty Wank

Masturbating to someone or something that you know you shouldn't be.

Jon watched the 1968 Romeo and Juliet and couldn't help but have a guilty wank to Juliet.

by Moriartius August 18, 2010

thank wank

Thank Wank - A form of manual sex (stimulation by the hand) given in a gracious display of respect to someone who has done you a favour or otherwise indebted you.

Antonio: Can you get me a discount on this product with your trade account?
Mac: Sure man!
Antonio: Sweet! I owe you a thank wank!
Mac: Awwww yiss!

Alternatively

Antonio: Mac got me a sweet deal this weekend!
Stevo: Word son! You best get that man a thank wank!
Antionio: Way ahead of ya stevo!
Stevo: Finger lickin good!

by Loose As A Moose July 29, 2014

Thunder-wank

Thunder-wank
To masturbate during a thunderstorm
The game of thuder-wank; masturbation begins on sight of lightning, it ends upon hearing the thunder. Repeat the process until climax, failing to do so means you lose the game.

Joey: "Did you know there's supposed to be a thunderstorm tonight?"
Jacques: "Yeah, I'm gonna play thunder-wank!"

by MoonLander August 2, 2015

Motivation wank

When you're having trouble concentrating on a task and have a quick wank to refocus yourself.

I just couldn't get started on my assignment so I had a motivation wank which helped me get going

by JuniorJet June 19, 2010

The European Wank

While playing “Europe’s” the final countdown, masturbate profusely taking yourself close to the point of orgasm. Call out in your loudest voice for the highest person in power to see you immediately. The goal being to achieve orgasm before said person arrives

I took The European wank at work today and blew on my bosses pants

by The_Gentleman79 February 1, 2020

Wank Delay

Being late for something because you were masturbating

"Hey bro, you're ten minutes late, what happened"

"Wank delay bro, you know how it is"

by RB17 April 23, 2017

wanking closet

A public toilet or toilet cubicle

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015