wannabe patriotism

What Americans are good at doing.

Wannabe patriotism ends when the cameras stop rolling.

by AYB June 8, 2003

wannabe patriotism

A movement that began the day after 9/11: Thousands of people who normally could care less about America suddenly decided to post flags and the words 'God Bless America' on every inch of their property. This led to the sickening influx of flags on houses, cars, beach towels, trailers, etc., as well as the moronic attempt to rid our culture of everything that originally came from some other place.

Thankfully, wannabe patriotism isn't as rampant as it was a year ago, but it's still out there...

by Shawn B. June 7, 2003

wannabemo

the ultimate poser- someone who wants to be emo, but can't because they are just trying too hard. Usually these people are incredibly idiotic, annoying and are friends with only other wannabemos. they tend to travel in packs.

Wannabemo #1: i wrote a poem. "roses are red, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OUT OF MY LIFE!"
Wannabemo #2: That's deep.

by lalalalala! June 11, 2006

Wannabe Gangster

Almost every single fucking white 8-14 year old on a platform called Roblox
This player type originated in 2016 or possibly before, these players are edgy as fuck and almost ruined the game
How to know if someone is a wannabe gangster on Roblox, they usually:
Pretend they're black when they're actually white
Online date, usually in this shitty sub-game in Roblox called MeepCity. In this sub-game, they usually try to look for lego pussy, roleplaying as a stripper or pretending to smoke weed,
Play hip-hop music all the fucking time
Always insert "lmao" after every sentence
They sometimes act anti-semantic
They wear the "Err" face. if you play Roblox you'll know what this is.
Always think you're mad and comment it out to try and look badass, not giving a shit about how much they are embarrassing themselves.
Use phrases such as "bruh"

These fucktards have ruined Roblox. You can't deny it

In a MeepCity party:
Wannabe Gangster: "*Throws money* GO SHAKE THAT AS GIRL" (They type "as" to bypass the word "ass" because Roblox filters it)
Oder Stripper: "*Shakes as*"
Another Wannabe Gangster: "*Smokes We'd*" (Bypass for "weed", these fucking children shouldn't roleplay about drugs or stripping, this is fucking retarded)
Exploiter: Joins game and blows everyone up
Every Wannabe Gangster: "BRUH HACKER"..."lol im reporting this boi he doesn't have skill so he hacks" (how the fuck can you have skill in a shitty oder game)

Exploiter: "(Insert bypass for "Fuck off"), Stop roleplaying as gangsters and stop od'ing, you are like 10"
Wannabe Gangster: "LMAO HE SO MAD BRO I TRIGGERED HIM XDD"
The Wannabe Gangsters continue to scream about how someone is supposedly mad and how hacking is bannable but od'ing isn't.

by DesiredApple1 October 9, 2019

bbc wannabe

a black guy who wants to have a bbc or (big black cock), not all black guys are big that why girls are looking for bbc only, that is a big black cock. a black guy claiming to have a big black cock just because he is black

trevon is a bbc wannabe, he wants to have a big black cock,

by nelly4alluhoes February 6, 2015

wannabe townie

A person who openly wishes to be a townie, but for one reason or another, does not fall into the townie category.

"Look at the townies over there."
"Nah, they're wannabe townies."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

wannabe cowboy nudist

a nude moron with a cowboy hat, a six shooter, n a handkerchief--without the badassness.

this one's pretty self explanatory... you'll know if you or someone you know is a wannabe cowboy nudist.

by tom and kelly September 25, 2005