Noun: Formerly "FEMALE"
Descriptor for humans with XX chromosomes and ovarian reproductive systems.
Introduced into common parlance in 2017, when referencing biological sex in place of 'gender identity' was ratified in law as an oppressive thought crime/hate crime.
Adopted by uterus-havers, vagina-owners, menstruators, gestators and ovulators, as a singular collective noun to describe their bodily state without suffering linguistic exhaustion.
Those who fear the consequences of speaking this socially unacceptable word instead reference She Who Must Not Be Named.
Acronym: SWMNBN
Descriptor for humans with XX chromosomes and ovarian reproductive systems.
Introduced into common parlance in 2017, when referencing biological sex in place of 'gender identity' was ratified in law as an oppressive thought crime/hate crime.
Adopted by uterus-havers, vagina-owners, menstruators, gestators and ovulators, as a singular collective noun to describe their bodily state without suffering linguistic exhaustion.
Those who fear the consequences of speaking this socially unacceptable word instead reference She Who Must Not Be Named.
Acronym: SWMNBN
"Evidence that the perpetuation of the human species relies on VULVAMORTS gestating young is hugely overstating their importance"
"Both women and men are equally capable of being elected President. Not VULVAMORTS, obviously"
"Our payroll department inadvertently paid the VULVAMORTS the same as the real people this month, but I've rectified the error. Please don't sack me"
"Both women and men are equally capable of being elected President. Not VULVAMORTS, obviously"
"Our payroll department inadvertently paid the VULVAMORTS the same as the real people this month, but I've rectified the error. Please don't sack me"
by TWMNBN April 19, 2017
Get the Vulvamort mug.A particularly violent cross between doing it bareback and a donkey punch. For the uninitiated, this means the act of having sex doggy style and then punching the girl in the back of the head.
Things got a little boring between me and Melissa so I Bareback Vulcan Punched her. I haven't talked to her since.
by GinnahMan August 25, 2013
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by M.F.T October 16, 2008
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It's way better than the Samhain Sabbat.
It's way better than the Samhain Sabbat.
"Today is the Samhain Sabbat, and I stayed home sick. God damn."
"Oh, you must be an arrogant ass, because you aren't excited for Titsrfun Day, originally Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous, tomorrow."
"Oh, you must be an arrogant ass, because you aren't excited for Titsrfun Day, originally Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous, tomorrow."
by Kourtney T. November 20, 2007
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Get the Vulcan mug.Vulvanater: A French Bulldog/ canine Frankenstein with vile vaginal habits. When the dog cleans itself there, you can't hear yourself think over the slurping, belching, slapping, and snorting sounds. It leaves vaginal snot rockets and snail trails on everything (tagging). The record for highest wall shot is currently 4.5 feet. It also likes to practice scribbling (shaking its ass back and forth vigorously). The next Jackson Pollock?
Vulvatron: An English Bull Terrier that will eat anything and everything especially used tampons. It also likes to try to fuck itself with your big toe if your legs are crossed.
Roomba, fart machine, failed science experiment, graffiti artist, tampon taste tester, toe holster- these dogs can transform into many different things. When they meet, it's an epic clash of two monsters going toe to toe but there is hope for peace. When they meet a third lady dog, the lucky Pierre of their dreams, they leave the battlefield for the conga line!
Vulvatron: An English Bull Terrier that will eat anything and everything especially used tampons. It also likes to try to fuck itself with your big toe if your legs are crossed.
Roomba, fart machine, failed science experiment, graffiti artist, tampon taste tester, toe holster- these dogs can transform into many different things. When they meet, it's an epic clash of two monsters going toe to toe but there is hope for peace. When they meet a third lady dog, the lucky Pierre of their dreams, they leave the battlefield for the conga line!
Did you hear Vulvatron and Vulvanater are getting their own Vultron inspired live-action series?
Man, transforming fighting dogs that shoot discharge, that shit is gonna be lit!
Man, transforming fighting dogs that shoot discharge, that shit is gonna be lit!
by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019
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