alyssa van

An outgoing wonderful person who's full of life and can bring a smile to your face in any situation who smiles even when she's hurt who doesn't worry about her problems until she helps someone with there's.. Alyssa Van the true meaning of love happiness and friend
by Johnny4567 November 27, 2013
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Van Horned

When one says something depressing that brings the whole crowd down. Usually, a crowd is laughing and having fun, then the individual makes a sad or self depreciating comment that leaves everyone speechless or nervously laughing, while keeping a straight face.
"Man, that was a hilarious joke!"
"Almost as hilarious as my pending divorce."
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
"Dude, you just Van Horned us so hard."
by TheMightyThor47 July 22, 2017
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Van-bumbled

I was van-bumbled when my sister walked out of the bathroom with no clothes on.
by Deathadder95 August 25, 2017
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van dammed

to be roundhouse kicked in the face by someone who sports a wicked mullet
that dude got van dammed
by luvaas brad December 12, 2008
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white van

An obvious but false lead. White vans are usually associated with deviate activity so it is easy to point to a white van when something happens. For example, during the Washington DC sniper shootings, authorities were looking for a (DUH) white van when the culprits were in a Maroon Chevy Caprice
The white van they pulled over at midnight turned out to be a plumber on an emergency call. The real perps got away in their purple Scion.

I traced the person you told me stole my books but your lead was a ginormous white van.
by bback November 08, 2007
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Van Aert

Proffesional cyclist, likes to be second.
Van Aert is second in most of the races he does
by zzzkkk April 06, 2021
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Van Vleck

Town in Texas. Located in Matagorda county. About an hour from Houston, TX. Home of Charles Austin, Olympic Gold Medalist. Town has one stop light. It does have its own elementary, middle and high schools.

Also known as VV, V2 or Little Hollywood!!

Has the best country parties ever!!
We can party in the pasture at my house in Van Vleck!!
by heavery March 06, 2009
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