Uncertain Curtain

Casting Couch so to say the curtain is uncertain so thus it wants a raise so it is a casting couch

person1: im like a curtain
person2: how
person1: im an uncertain curtain
person2: what a casting Couch

by Octico November 10, 2021

considerable uncertainty

Rhetoric for we haven't got a bloody clue!

"Monday's weather brings considerable uncertainty"

by CaptCrapShot April 26, 2016

mr underhill

The name Ganalf gives Bilbo Baggins little before he start his quest as the burgler. Also used amongs the names Bilbo gives Smaug.

Smaug: Who is it?!
Bilbo: I am #BilboBarrelRider or Mr Underhill

by Solitudith April 3, 2019

These Uncertain Dimes

Dime baggies of drugs your friends have had stashed away in their bottom drawer since March 2020. You can tell from the anemic plastic and dustbuster-looking powder inside that these particular drugs have not seen the sweet inside of a dollar bill since before every bar stopped accepting cash.

You may have survived a pandemic, but with these uncertain dimes back in circulation, your Friday night at Kind Regards might be more dangerous than ever before.

by daltonjfk September 24, 2021

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle

You're never really sure when you are going to get laid.

The party was hopping but the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle was is full play so who knows what will happen.

by SaintAmbrose July 29, 2022

Cone of Uncertainty

That hazy, fuzzy space and time where you wake up next to someone whose name you may or may not know, either or both of you in various states of undress, totally uncertain as to whether, how, or how frequently you may have had sex the night before.

"Tequila... I don't drink tequila! Last time I drank tequila, I woke up inside the 'Cone of Uncertainty' with a dude from my days at Tulane..."

by BGDTootSweet August 29, 2011

the undertaker

when a person is being given head or any sort of sexual pleasure, the receiver rolls their eyes to the back of their head due to the sensation they feel.

when marlon's 4incher was being licked, his eyes rolled to the back of his head. MArlon performed the undertaker.

by big dick johnson June 17, 2008