ranch tooth

Much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves Wendy's ranch chicken sandwiches. However this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is prone to shout out "RANCH!" in any situation.

Just tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!

by Jack September 5, 2005

toothache

A term coined from the movie "Clueless", describing that something is so sweet, too sweet, that it causes someone to have a toothache.

You are so sweet you give me a toothache.

by joyjoy617 April 15, 2007

butter tooth

noun - a person that has let their dental hygiene slip into a downward spiral creating yellowing of the enamel.

'oh, you're talking about butter tooth, the they guy that can't stop smoking'

by HM December 17, 2003

poop tooth

A brown, discolored, single front tooth in a person's mouth.

1. When she smiles at me, her poop tooth makes me want to vomit.

by ktrane March 2, 2004

Sharp Tooth

When you are performing cunnilingus, and you sink your K9 tooth into a woman's clit.

Bubba- What chu doin'?
Ray Ray- I jus gave my girlfrind Kiki da Sharp Tooth.
Bubba- Damn youz bringin her back Land Before Time style. She best watch out for Sharp Tooth.

by FountainColorado April 1, 2009

toothpick spliff

n.

A term derived from an MC Chris song, a toothpick spliff is a joint wrapped so tight that the smoker can pick their teeth with it (like a toothpick). A person who smokes said toothpick spliffs is usually froogle with their doobie.

Yo, don't invite Chris over, he's too stingy with his weed; I give him blunts, but all he passes me are toothpick spliffs.

by Ryan M. April 3, 2005

orange juice and toothpaste

orange juice and toothpaste is probably the nastiest combination in the world.
it is basically hell.

Mom: Drink your orange juice, Cooper.
Cooper: No mom - I just brushed my teeth! It'll taste like ass.
Mom: Well next time don't be a little bitch - real men drink toothpaste and eat orange juice.
Cooper: Sorry mom.

Hence: orange juice and toothpaste

by MargaretAnn October 10, 2013