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Vitch Twitch 

A tingle of the vagina when someone you gives you affection
Jeez baby you just gave me a Vitch Twitch
Vitch Twitch by Professor Callie January 23, 2020

Cock Twitch 

A cock twitch is when a man gets a sudden surge of horniness.
Girl: Send me a voice message of you saying I am your mistress

Guy: I'm gonna get you fucking wet

Girl: Hehe can't wait. Hurry up slave

Guy: That just made my cock twitch
Cock Twitch by Koala_roo August 31, 2017

Suburban Curtain Twitch 

Suburban Curtain Twitching is the act of standing in wait at the uppermost window in your domicile, and awiting for people to walk past so as you can give them a bad look, and hopefully be able to call the police if they are acting strange or dodgy in any way.
This type of activity is normally found in suburban areas, and most commonly of all is practiced by either old people and middle-aged men.
*Walking along a street, you look up at a window and notice that two of the curtains are slightly parted, letting someone peek between them. You point at them and tell your friends*
"Look at that Suburban Curtain Twitcher, the scum thinks we are up to no good"

Subway Twitch 

A condition common in sandwich artists whereby any bleeping noise can make them jerk their heads in a flash, concerned that the toaster may have just done a Sub to perfection or that the retarder needs emptying.
*bleeping noise*
Sandwich artist: woah! what was that! *turns head!
" I must rescue the subs"
*sees that no subs are in danger as not currently at work
Friend: "It must be that darn Subway Twitch!"
Subway Twitch by Lolkins January 11, 2009

gamers twitch 

Involuntary, muscle spasm particularly in the hand, arm, or leg caused by quick movements. Generally results from playing too many video games.
"Dude, that monster almost got you!"

"I know, the only thing that saved me was my gamers twitch!"

dick twitch 

A scene in a movie or television show that excites a man's penis due to high amounts of action or nudity.
Watching Species II made my dick twitch for 90 minutes straight.