Trumpet Schlong

When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.

“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!

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Trumpet Dick

To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.

Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!

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When someone farts.

It’s a polite way to highlight someone’s flatulence.

(Someone farts). “Calm down trumpet butt”

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One who's backside is like a trumpet blowing in their pants

She is a real trumpet trunks, I hear her farting during Teams calls!

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That part of your stomach people blow on to make fart noises; front-butt; gunt

Dude's trumpet cake was totally shredded with cum-gutters.

Trumpet Cake by Whoden November 23, 2022

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marek, nathan and jordan are the very definition of trumpet players

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A man with a trumpet touching you sister

Stop touching to me the trumpet sister solicitor

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