Tortada

When a guy is going down on a girl, and during the throws of passion he becomes inverted and his nose ends up in her butthole.

Man, I was eating my girlfriend out, and my nose ended up in her crack. That tortada was no bueno.

by the royal tortada April 26, 2010

tortiloquy

dishonest speech.

Our leaders are famous for tortiloquy.

by uttam maharjan November 5, 2010

torte

genitilia of the red-haired male

The Linz's torte swelled when he saw the pretty girl.

by julia December 10, 2003

tortilla flats

A neighborhood in Leucadia, California. Also the name of the local punks' tagging crew. Sometimes tagged TxFx ENC

It look like the Tortilla Flats crew went through a whole can of paint on your wall last night Mikey!

by w. Coastal Eddie December 14, 2008

tortillas

Everyone knows what tortillas are even if you are not mexican! You know that round substance made out of flour that goes with frijoles.

I eat frijoles with tortillas like everyday! It's the typical mexican, everyday food.

by gbaby aka Sandra December 26, 2007

TORT

WEED, GREENS, GANJA

Apeh helank tort utenk?

Down for some tort?

Tortneraaaaaaa!

by TortMaster October 23, 2011

Tortabilly

An overweight girl in the rockabilly scene. Usually will attempt to combine extreme plus size modeling with pin up culture, creating an epic fail...

Usually identified by fishnets, hair flowers, and a parasol to keep from cooking in the heat.

OMG look at the size of that pin-up model, shes huge! That must be one of those tortabilly's!!!

by Pirata Grasoso February 10, 2012