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Tossing Cookies

Steve : Hey guy's check it out I put pony tails on my pubes!
Kaylee : O Good Lord!
Kiersten : Uh I think I'm gonna be sick!
Jake : Hey Kaylee why is Kiersten Tossing Cookies in the bathroom?
Kiersten : Well Steve exposed his bush in front of us and made her sick!
Steve : Hey Jake check out my pubes I grew them out aren't they sexy!
Jake : Uhh! I think I'm gonna join Kiersten in the bathroom!
Chad : What The Hell Kaylee! Why is my work force in the bathroom?
Kaylee : Oh there just Tossing Cookies!
Chad : Yeah Right! He probally poundin her pussy again!
Steve : Hey Chad like my long silky pubes?
Chad : Ohh Nice! Mmmm! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Excuse me I need to go Toss Some Cookies myself!
by SlopNChop May 4, 2018
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Tater toss

Jumping or shaking your legs to move ones junk around in your pants .
I tater tossed , to remove my balls from sticking to my leg .
by Nicholas k krueger May 8, 2013
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Tossing the Dorito

Giving birth. A reference to the 2016 Super Bowl Dorito's commercial.
by Gwesq September 19, 2016
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Tossing Cunt

when your friend is being a tosser and a bitch at the same time
Hey do you know Josh?

Yeah he's a tossing cunt.

I know right !
by Out4Milk April 2, 2021
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tossing skin

To reach completion through the act of hand to gentile rubbing. Either personal or from an outside source.
She has been on a tossing skin rampage.
by The hairless wonder October 27, 2017
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mallet toss

1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.

2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.
Dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.
by Jezzirok April 15, 2008
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tossed the handkerchief to

A crude expression. Meaning a man has finished with a woman.

Derived from a literal Act of a man tossing a handkerchief or other cloth to a woman so that she may clean his cum off of herself
She was sad, he tossed the handkerchief to her and never talked to her again
by O'Brien Patrick October 18, 2017
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