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when some one shits in the cistern of the toilet causing the water to flush brown for weeks on end
"hey luke that guy that makes those rim stickers is a real fuckin felcher,i think you should go around there after a hard night on the curry and give his shitter a good old fashioned dacks around the ankles topload....what do you think old son"
by mcr toilet cleaning services September 15, 2009
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muffin topper

Any fat, plump, chubby, chunky, or portley female that has an overflowing midsection or belly that protrudes over their waistline therefore resembling the top of a muffin that spills and rises over the base and wrapper.
Sarah is a muffin topper because her gut is showing and spilling out over her belt. Sarah was caught muffin topping because the bottom of her shirt didn't properly cover her fat belly today.
by Ralph Caraveo September 23, 2005
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drop-topping

verb

To ride around in a convertible with the top down. Term coined by Ke$ha in TikTok.
drop-topping playing our favorite CD's, pulling up to the parties, trying to get a little bit tipsy.
by lilmissshakiwi April 20, 2011
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Topping

The elite act of coding or programming for the TOPSS application. The term is used strictly for those elite programmers associated with the TOPSS application.
I can't go to that meeting right now, I'm busy topping.

Look at Jeremy, he is topping hard!
by WackoWizard January 16, 2013
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fruit topping

a derogitory word for a gay male that is very masculine but dresses like jenifer lopez on crack
by rayne malice January 22, 2007
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Cherry topped sundae

Used to describe a sexual act wherein a male partner lays on the ground and jerks himself off, while his female partner stands above his head and waits for him to bust on his own face, before proceeding to allow her period blood to drip on top, creating the proverbial "cherry-topped sundae".
"I was on my rag, so Flowrida asked me to give him a cherry topped sundae, instead of the regular rusty trombone routine."
by FallsGirl April 12, 2009
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Topo Chico

Delicious mineral water , that will boost your testosterone and make all the hoes want you after finishing a single bottle of it, It will also gives you instantly erections and will makes you have rough sex with your female partner until it squirts on you and looks like you are getting baptized.
This Topo Chico is delicious. Ummmm
by Tommy Jacketson March 3, 2021
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