by wormbed scratchin mother May 13, 2004
Get the worm bedmug. by mantrum November 22, 2017
Get the starfish the bedmug. A system of causing a girl to default to sit/ lay in your bed by creating a bed room without any other comfortable seating options.
Person 1: Sara came over last night
Person 2: Word? Did you get any action?
Person 1: Yeah obviously dude, I bed trapped her.
Person 2: Word? Did you get any action?
Person 1: Yeah obviously dude, I bed trapped her.
by house_of_cards2 May 31, 2010
Get the Bed Trapmug. The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.
by Sean of old July 31, 2010
Get the Bed-postingmug. A Bed Rat is an insult used to tell someone they look like something close to a cockroach or bed bug, that they have wide eyes and overall look like an invasive type of rat.
by f1zzys0d4 July 15, 2021
Get the Bed Ratmug. A communal area for expats to gather on arrival to the Netherlands, wherein pictures are taken of the newly arrived expat in a "Paint me like French Girl" pose. It is mandatory that only underwear are worn to cover the nether regions and socks.
by The Anonymous Defined June 8, 2019
Get the Jubeesh's Bedmug. by VinelSeason August 7, 2021
Get the Bed Yodamug.