tire fart

When your biking and your front tire rubs up against the person in front of you's back tire causing a sound similar to a fart.

Haha! Did you hear that tire fart?

by hewhosubmitswords September 9, 2009

Tired as the day

Its when you are extremely tired, typically occurs after pulling an all nighter.

Man i shouldnt have stayed up all night, I am as tired as the day.

by ucourt January 30, 2012

tire-biter

A chick who goes out with a guy ONLY for the benefit of his nice vehicle; usually a nice shiny jacked-up 4X4 truck with oversized tires, or even a hot sports car. Hence the name, "tire-biter."

Conversely, it CAN refer to a guy who goes with a girl solely for HER nice wheels.

That gal is a total tire-biter, she only wants him for his truck.

by Koby Fish May 31, 2004

Tired high

When you've been up for too long and you lose your shit, consists of long periods of uncontrollable laughter. Followed by gasps for breath.

(3:00 A.M.)
>Kevin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH..... (two minutes later)
>Minh: What's wrong with you!?
>Kevin: Nothing, I'm just tired high man

by SadWhaleDeepInOcean August 5, 2012

tire in the face

What happens when you don't get out of the way of a tire rocketing at your face.

"What happened to Mary?"

"A tire, hit her in the face."

by Stevie June 22, 2004

Canadian Tire

A franchised store from Canada that sells everything from automotive parts to Christmas trees.

I'm going to go buy some more motor oil at Canadian Tire

by Xelopheris February 3, 2005

spare tire

In hold'em poker, a starting hand of Jack/Four. As in, "What's a Jack for?"

I had the spare tire hand in the big blind and was pleased when the flop came out A 4 4.

by Jacaranda May 13, 2008