Tim

A small guy with a tiny dick

"Is that guy called tim"

"Yes how did u know"

"Cos he's a midget"

by Thank God for Atheists August 7, 2016

Tim

A toolbox who is not empathetic whatsoever. He sets off all kinds of alarms: fire, flamer, messy, lazy, mean, gay, etc. He is incapable of recognizing with an certain genre of music is appropriate. Usually has a beard.....uses other ppls towels..and doesn't believe in exercising.

boot tool Tim

by memeshawn January 3, 2011

Tim

Someone who is never at the blame for anything. Does not have much of an attention span and loves his room as hot as it can get. Also has some strange black spots on his penis that look like an STD.

If there is one thing that I learned from brayzzers, it's that if a girl says no, you follow to her car and Tim her.

by Alex1617 February 25, 2011

Tim

Used to refer to a douche that looks like a skin head, could also be used to describe someone with an oddly shaped head. Tims may usually be seen having dirty thoughts to themselves, humping things or being excessively perverted in some way. Also may be a competitive asshole.

Yeah, you see Tim over there? He's humping the desk again.

by willybumbum123 May 27, 2011

Tim

Dumb kid, nobody likes, SMALL DICK, most likely a pussy, nd a fag "not gay" but a fag

-Tim-HAY EVERYBODY IM A FUCKING PUSSY
-guy-yes u are Tim BOOM Tim died

by Hater12341234 August 15, 2011

Tim

To get f*cked in the @ss by a black guy with a tiny dick and then lick it off while folding laundry with your feet.

Dude: Yeah man, she totally Tim-ed me last night. Good thing too, I had alot of laundry.

by meeeee... January 10, 2013

Tim

A man who is often outwitted; is constantly trying to 1up others; and can be heard asking others to eat out of his own rectum; approach with caution. Has been known to tell unneccessarily long stories .

He's a real Tim

by Peacock 101 October 6, 2016