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Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.
by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009
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devil's three-way

a three-way involving two men and one woman, as opposed to a love sandwich (two women and one man) a "lucky pierre" (involving three men)
Last night, that cheerleader chick was involved in a devil's three-way with the captains of the football & basketball teams! What a nasty ho!
by Guy F July 26, 2007
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i'd take it if someone threw it at me

what you would say if there is something that is cool enough that you want...but not enough to go out and buy it
aleks: that cd looks good
me: yeah, i'd take it if someone threw it at me
by zach nann September 5, 2005
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dagger three

In basketball, a soul crushing three pointer that eliminates ANY AND ALL HOPE of a comeback by the trailing team.

Although, from a purely technical sense, a dagger three may not officially end the game, it puts the opposition in a dire situation that is virtually impossible to come back from. They know, in their heart of hearts, that defeat is imminent.

Reactions may vary when being on the business end of a dagger three. Some may hang their heads. Some go into deep grief. Their fan base may go into a "what just happened" moment. Dagger threes may trigger retirement of older players, or induce an opt out of a contract, if applicable.

While on the winning end of a dagger three, one must be careful not to celebrate with too much exuberance or taunt the victims, as it may trigger fights and melees, as emotions are high on both sides in the moment.
Kyrie Irving, of the Cleveland Cavaliers, hits a dagger three in the waning moments of Game 7 in the NBA Finals against the Golden State Warriors, giving Cleveland the win, and the series championship, 4-3.
by black suave April 18, 2019
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december the three

dumbass way of saying december the 3rd
"my game is on december the three"-Hugo
"ur a fucking idiot"-Michael
by JD09 March 15, 2007
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devil's three way

When two guys have sex with one girl. One rule of a devil's three way, as described in the Bro Code on How I Meet your Mother, is that guys are to never make eye contact while involved in a devil's three way.
Dude, Johnny and I got this chick trashed one night and we ended up in a devil's three way!
by Hood9300 May 11, 2008
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I don't give three fucks

When the person in question, does not have the capacity to actually care about what you are saying, but does have bit of intrest. So the amount of fucks given cannot be great.

So they might give two.
Person 1: Do you wanna know about this REALLY funny thing?!

Person 2: I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS

Person 1: No, you give two :-)
by theflyingmonkeybannatree October 20, 2009
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