Thought Sex

(v) The act of standing near someone while you think about sexin' them up.

Me and her had wild thought sex last night, damn I was tired after!

by JF January 28, 2005

touch grass

When someone is delusional or acting unrealistic, like they don't know how the world works anymore, this is a way to tell them they need to get offline and experience the "real" world

Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online.

Super-Woke Becky tried to tell me "touch grass" was ableist because some people can't physically touch grass. She's the queen of people who need to touch grass.

by Stagnation May 2, 2021

Thought Riot

1. n-An A-F Records band, who, mark my words, is the next big punk band. (watch me jinx them x.X) Their name is a reference to George Orwell's 1984

Thought Riot is an awesome band

by Shadovsky August 25, 2004

wall toucher

Used a insult for super nerds that have the communication skills of a paper bag. They walk down hallways with one hand always resting on the wall, and do not make eye contact with other humans.

Friend 1: Hey do you know Steve the new computer technician?

Friend 2: Oh you mean the wall toucher?

by xx7 July 8, 2020

We care though

A sarcastic response to someone either:
1) Complaining
2) Bragging
or 3) Stating their person opinion about something.

"Now has an iPhone :)"
"We care though!"
PWN3D.

by goooogle123459 November 30, 2010

Serial butt toucher

One who goes around town touching random butts for no reason.

"Whatever you do, stay away from Lyle. Word has it that he is a serial butt toucher."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 20, 2010

Touch Tips

The act of two grown men pulling out their dicks and touching the tips of their dicks together. Usually performed in small groups when the individuals are very excited about something mutual.

Hey Bill, we won the project, we should Touch Tips to celebrate!

by Gobber May 28, 2012