Thinkerbating

Verb - Used casually on the East coast, it refers to when someone masturbates vigorously while in deep philosophical thought. It may also be referred to as ponderbating.

Toby Lerone: "Hey, what where you doing in your room? Where you masturbating?"

Maya Gingerkov: "Actually, I was thinking about what I want to do with my future."

Toby Lerone: "Bro, I heard your ballsack bouncing around."

Maya Gingerkov: "Okay, you got me. I was thinkerbating."

by Qwad35 December 21, 2013

think straight

Something that gays cant do

Damn bro im so gay i cant even think straight

by Mer(ca) March 24, 2020

ThinkPad

The world's biggest memetops, often shilled on imageboards such as 4chan. They are shilled as being indestructible, cheap, and reliable - which is not wrong, however their price is rising because of the meme (thank asshats such as Luke Smith for bringing them to the mainstream). The ones that are usually suggested are the X200, X60, T60, T420, T410, T61, X61, X220, X201, and everything else before Lenovo bought the brand. Libreboot, Coreboot, and 1vyrain are also major reasons to buy older ThinkPads.

Luke Smith: Oh, have you heard of ThinkPads? They are the best computers and very cheap!
Consumer: No, I haven't! Let me look in to them
- 5 months later -
Consumer: How do I have 4 ThinkPads now, I don't even use them.

by Anoniiiiiiiiiii September 10, 2020

Animals that Greg Thinks are Reered

A Website containing animals that Greg thinks a reered. Some reered people are also included on this great website. This website is the definition of reered and gravy.

Damn, Animals that Greg Thinks are Reered is such a fucking gravy website. The first picture of that kid is so gravy.

by bernie beecher November 15, 2011

Child What Were You Thinking

Term that people use when someone younger does something random, stupid, or uncalled for.

You threw your test in the trash can? Child what were you thinking

by sumguy91 July 31, 2012

kids that think theyre badass

Is defined as a person that drives around a community that tries to become the dominate one by being loud and obnoxious to people or friends that they know are more dominate then the badass himself.

Kids that think theyre badass

by James1234533 November 14, 2013

your mom thinks im dope

It is a term of believing in yourself and knowing you are the shit! A quick comeback! Knowing who you are and never letting anyone tell you different! Be you! Do you! And you will glow like no one else!

Girl: man... please you aint shit.
Guy: Well ummm... your mom thinks i'm dope!
Guy 1: yo! that's sick dude
Guy 2: I know right... your mom thinks im dope!

Guy1: Man u hit last night
Guy2: naw man
Guy1: Ahaha I knew it!
Guy2: shutup! It's all good.. Your mom thinks i'm dope!

by your mom thinks im dope December 7, 2013