reverse houdini

Sexual manuever performed in doggy style position. Like its namesake, the houdini, it involves deception. Instead of spitting on the fair maiden's back and blowing your baby batter into her oblivious mug, the fluids swap roles. At critical mass a) withdrawal thy staff and deposit your sticky white love piss abound her dorsal region followed by b) a hearty dose of saliva (spit) in her face. "Viola": a mystical sleight of hand for children of all ages.

"David Copperfield is a pussy."- Harry (Hairy) Houdini

"Do you believe in magic, and I hope you do...!!!"-Ronald McDonald prior to issuing a reverse houdini.

by Janjigian April 26, 2006

Reverse Grenade

Crazy woman. Doesn't explode until you stick your pin in it.

Person 1: What happened to that girl from last weekend? She was a dime, man.
Person 2: Yeah, but I caught her boiling bunnies in the basement. She was a reverse grenade.

by metalhead216 August 25, 2016

reverse Jarpee

Opening/closing a trade that is diametrically opposed to one that Jarpee has done, for maximum profit.

I saw that he bought some AMC calls, so I pulled a reverse Jarpee and shorted that shiz. Ka-ching bro.

by xraygoggles June 10, 2021

Reverse Gyrate

Something Markiplier wants you to do when you come out of his bathroom

Markiplier: Reverse gyrate out of the bathroom for safety

by animeisbae0414 June 10, 2018

Reverse-Mulan

The opposite of a Mulan: dressing up as a woman in order to avoid the draft.

Matt just pulled a reverse-mulan and is now a Mattie. Looks like he won't be getting drafted anytime soon.

by pandaman8 October 18, 2023

Reverse Cthulhu

When someone jams multiple penises into their mouth at once. Resembling the Lovecraftian God Cthulhu, but in reverse since the tentacles (penises) are going into the mouth instead of out.

At the gangbang, TJ reverse Cthulhu-ed 15 guys!

by MFLongHair May 25, 2011

reverse Michaelangelo

A dump so toxic and heinous that it takes paint OFF of walls as opposed to putting it ON walls, like the artist did.

"Dude, after that fish taco? I seriously laid a reverse Michaelangelo up on the can."

dump, shit, defecation

by Holden_Magroin May 9, 2010