poodle tweaker

When a black kid and his white friend are having gay anal sex.

Did you see that poodle tweaker!

by Th3R3@!D3@L January 2, 2010

balloon poodle

Twisting your cock and balls into a balloon poodle

I was so bored that i let my gf balloon poodle me.

by 69niglord April 22, 2018

sex poodle

An exceedingly good looking young man.

Omyghod, he's SUCH a sex poodle!

by tripp January 18, 2003

Poodle Juice

The sexual act when a man urinates and cums inside the butthole of the other person then the other person procedes to fart creating a bubble that squirts in the man's Face

Man: "That stupid bitch totally squirted me in the face with her poodle juice."
Friend: Ha, you suck."
Man: "It's not my fault i had to piss after i came."

by Ur just mad Im sexier than you July 7, 2010

spooning the poodle

A guy who is so incredibly pussy whipped that he likely holds his girlfriends dog (that he hates) for her whenever she asks. It is undoubtedly a small yippy dog that sleeps in her bed between them.

"Did you see the way Keiko ordered Tommy around? Brother is totally spooning the poodle."

by Tucker Stevens January 15, 2008

wet poodle

someone's pubic hair after oral sex.

Dude 1: dude i just ate a girl out
Dude 2: Damn how did her wet poodle taste

by madonnacansuckmydick July 20, 2017

poodle doo

Hairstyle of a frumpy woman that wants the ease of wash and go.

Gladys said to Mavis "I just get my hair permed so I don't have to do a thing with it, it literally takes me two minutes to get to get ready in the morning! It is wash and go,it's called the poodle doo."

by leesy March 5, 2008