shots picnic

Drinking outside before sundown

Man, it's been a rough week... Let's have a shots picnic!

by picnicker12 January 19, 2010

Apology Picnic

When you mess up and take your girl on a picnic as an apology.

-you messed up big time bro.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.

by pika007 May 2, 2011

French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.

My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.

by shniggs September 14, 2015

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

PICNIC

PICNIC is an abbreviation of Problem In Chair Not In Computer

For help desk or incident management classification when the issue was the use inability to follow the process correctly this qualifies as a being a PICNIC

by Purdey November 6, 2023

Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner”

After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…

by Callindeecee December 2, 2021

Tit-picnic

A term referring to either a large gathering of chesty women or eating food off the breasts of an individual.

Example 1: "Dude it was a total tit-picnic at that strip club last night"

Example 2: "Licked chocolate syrup off my girl's boobs last night, best tit-picnic ever!"

by Crockopunch March 13, 2011