canned bread

canned bread is the greatest thing sinced sliced bread
by penguin27 April 20, 2004
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butthole bread

Slang for stuffing. Usually only seen around the hoildays. Its in reference to the bread mixture shoved up the turkey's (or turduckin if your fancy) ass. Taken from an episode of family guy
"man that butthole bread was good!"
by portablepotty January 12, 2013
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Bread Bank

welcome to the bread bank

we sell bread, we sell loafs

we got bread on deck, bread on the floor

TOASTED

ROASTED

shut the fuck up

listen i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those

you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out

it's gluten free

i don't care if it's gluten free

swear on your fucking YEEZYS

if you wanna fight, we gon' fight

tryna be on WORLDSTAR?

wut, you gon' record it?

ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON

what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?

what the fuck do you wanT?

i'm the motherfucking MANAGER

at the BREAD STORE

B R E A D

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD

i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief

we can't take shit out the bread

why put it in in the first place?

i know y'all smoking that pack

we got crackers

no gluten

fuck crackers

it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?

hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit

look we got whole wheat: gluten free

texas toast: gluten free

TORTILLA-

fuck all that

what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

florida

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police

i'm goin' WEAST

nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant

honestly, fuck y'all

i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread

what the fuck are you sayin'?

all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
Welcome To the Bread Bank
by Fucca November 20, 2020
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Garlic Bread

Garlic Bread is the god given meal of those who know how to taste, they would use it in church for communion they're just too cheap for this gold dust.

You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.

Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.
A: what do you want with your garlic bread?
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence

A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level

A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.
by Man of Stupendous Attitude November 19, 2019
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Bread bondo

When someone eats a sandwich made with cheap white bread, and afterwards, the bread fills in the spaces/gaps between their teeth. Making it look like their teeth have been bondo'ed over. The person never knows it, but everyone they talk to notices.
DUDE: Yo man, did you see, I bet Greg had a Wonderbread sandwich for lunch.

MAN: How do you know?

DUDE: You didn't see? When he was talking, his teeth were all bread bondo'ed over. I was so distracted, I don't even know what he was saying

MAN: Bread bondo.... Gross!

Submitted by Paul & Art
by Paul&Art December 03, 2015
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Breaded Lobster

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.
That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!
by Joseph Lefebvre June 20, 2010
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garlic bread

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person 1: i love garlic bread
by ifuckgarlicbread December 20, 2021
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