squishness

The amount by which an object can be squished.

The squishness of Marty's drafting chair was enough to cushion his toosh!

by the cad teach September 18, 2014

thigh squish

the most epic way to die

i just want a thigh squish right now

by GregHeffley95 February 9, 2025

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!

by re77815 December 5, 2020

squished twinkie

When your in a three way and one guys doing anal and the other one is receiving oral sex and the girl farts and burps at the same time making it look as if you have squished a twinkie.

"April really screwed us when she gave us that squished twinkie"

by Mcbeatty March 10, 2016

Squished

When you send 4 nobles and don’t conquer a village

Tried to conquer Wads village but got squished!

by Mafialeader June 12, 2021

squish

a platonic crush

used in the aro/ace community bc them weirdos cant have crushes (im aroace)

"i have a crush but its platonic ygm?"
"yeah bro thats called a squish"

by fushentuvaminkle June 7, 2022