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jake

Someone who thinks its fun to name other people.
by Mr.Friager June 28, 2009
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Jake

A no good lying asshole who will never be happy because he will always, ALWAYS, fuck his life up, no matter how much he lies to himself.

Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.
by Silly me I didn't realize October 17, 2008
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Jaked

When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')
"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"
by Highpod February 26, 2010
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Jake

the thiqqest and shortest boy out there
wow hes thiqqq he must be a JAKE!
Dang, Jake got cake!
by minecraftlover486 November 13, 2019
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Jake

A fucking amazing guy who will brighten your whole world. His smile will heal any sadness and his eyes are a beautiful sea of blue. He will treat his friends like family despite being an asshole out of humor, but will ultimately aways be there for them. He is handsome, sweet, kind, caring, lovable, and the most adorable little puppy ever. Break his heart and you will die :) loves to do flips. OG Alphas for life. cop a hoodie. they r clean asf.
im so in love with JAKE he is amazing<3
by xMissAlyssa15x January 29, 2019
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Jake

Jake’s tend to be shy creatures at first but once you get to know one you love them. Jake is the sweetest boy a girl could ever meet. A Jake is typically very weird and a bit awkward but it can come off as very adorable. Jake loves to play basketball and hangout with his girlfriend. He typically has brown hair with blue eyes. Once you get a Jake in your life you will never want them to leave.
Jake and I hung out the other day and he is so funny and sweet.
by Varmint110 August 24, 2019
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Jake

Jake is pretty fat tbh
Look at Jake, he’s pretty fat isn’t he’
by @jakemarco__ October 22, 2019
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