The Great Monkey Incident

On May 24, 2012, a group of 3 teenagers went to the San Diego Zoo at 3:13 pm. The 3 young boys went to see the monkey exhibit and dared each other to do something extravagant than neither of them would do. 2 of the boys names Marcus and Dillan threw bits of hot dog bread at the monkeys, encouraging harassment of the apes. the final teenager named Carter, bought laxatives from the CVS Pharmacy before entering the Zoo for his mother. Carter thought it was a good idea to throw the laxatives at the monkeys because it would out-do Dillan and Marcus's idea. The monkey consuming the Laxatives in about 20 minutes had major diarrhea and the Zookeepers had to inform everybody to leave the exhibit. Before the residents could leave, the war began. The apes threw their fecal matter at the residents and brought chocolate rain amongst the people. The Zookeepers soon found out who caused this and banned the 3 boys involved in the mess. The reason most don't know about this is because it wasn't as important as say, somebody jumping into an exhibit, so it's all swept under the rug.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk (do not fact check this)

Guy: Hey bro, somebody just talked about The Great Monkey Incident on TikTok!
Bro: The Great Monkey Incident? what the hell is that?
Guy: well basically..........

by Yung motha'fuckin Jimminy Neut September 19, 2021

Ishowspeed Meat Incident

ishowspeed meat incident is an incident where ishowspeed showed his meat to his audience.

The Ishowspeed Meat Incident was awesome!

by electroencephallographically August 15, 2024

matilda incident

when you get super drunk (on a school trip) and you have to leave the party. But then your friend gives you passata(pomidorowa) and your vomit looks like raindbow. Then you get caught by your teacher with your head in the backet filled with pink vomit.

Person 1: Do you want to repeate the matilda incident?
Matilda: Yes, give me passata(pomidorowa).

by edrop November 21, 2021

Ballon Peeball Incident

The cum bucket room for mexicans and asians get fucked in the ass all anal positions while watching my little pony and having their penis closed off for ones who’s are too small to be top and to get bottom fucked.

Half Credit: WWW.COMPASS

Uncle Edward was in a Ballon Peeball Incident.

by Fishnuggets66 June 02, 2023

Bib Cage Incident of 723 fuck

The incident of 538,000 Adults (now present-day Guam.) all fell on the floor and spoke Swahili. This resulted in Bibs being released from their Cages, which had disastrous effects on local trout populations. Thankfully Dr. Doug. Dougson was there to cage the bibs so this will never happen again.

Person: So Doug, can you inform us on the Bib Cage Incident of 723 Fuck?

Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba

by Dr. Doug Dougson December 19, 2023

The Italian Senate Incident

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.

Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"

by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023

Co-incidents

Two different incidents that occur consecutively.

They acted together collectively on the co-incidents.

by Mr X Shun November 16, 2023