by InsideScoop August 2, 2024

To go through a portal, usually rashly or hastily. To rush into a situation blindly. A good way to end up in the blinds.
"That new waiter blitzed through the door to the kitchen and ran straight into a cook carrying a dished of bananas flambé."
by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕
Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.
by Word of man October 9, 2018

by blitzzzzz June 4, 2021

When a large number, usually more than 3 Houston fire ambulances transport to the same hospital. Resulting in hospital staff being overwhelmed.
This works vice versa with houston fire trucks.
This works vice versa with houston fire trucks.
Nurse: wow! That’s a lot of patients in the ED!
Random firefighter: Yeah! Must be the good ole HFD blitz in action again!
Random firefighter: Yeah! Must be the good ole HFD blitz in action again!
by Crystal lizard June 23, 2025

When one calls "dibs", an opposing person may call blitz, leaving both parties to race to take off their pants the fastest. If one is not wearing pants, they lose by default
by badazzzz June 13, 2013

by ColeBuck October 11, 2020
