Bed Trap

A system of causing a girl to default to sit/ lay in your bed by creating a bed room without any other comfortable seating options.
Person 1: Sara came over last night
Person 2: Word? Did you get any action?
Person 1: Yeah obviously dude, I bed trapped her.
by house_of_cards2 June 01, 2010
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starfish the bed

The Act of spreading one's arms and legs in bed, taking up as much room as possible.
As soon as she gets up for work I starfish the bed.
by mantrum November 22, 2017
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Bed Yoda

The act of back flipping during sex.
Oscar does Bed Yodas every night
by VinelSeason August 08, 2021
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Bed Rat

A Bed Rat is an insult used to tell someone they look like something close to a cockroach or bed bug, that they have wide eyes and overall look like an invasive type of rat.
"Tyler you look like a bed rat you fucking creep"
by f1zzys0d4 July 15, 2021
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ghetto bed

A bare mattress on the floor. Possibly soiled.
"He's in there lying on his ghetto bed playing video games." "Ben hit that thing up in the spare room on a ghetto bed."
by Bensjammin September 21, 2011
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Mega Bed

noun) two beds pushed together in Hagerstown Hall to create one MegaBed when your roommate leaves you.
”Yo, Haley, were you sad when your roommate left unexpectedly? No, I created Mega Bed to fill the void."
by kerb-stirer November 22, 2019
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bed-table

omg i want some bed-table for breakfast
by idontwanttowritemyname May 25, 2019
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