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testicles

Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.
She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.
by Watchguard April 3, 2004
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testin' my gangsta

Checking whether I am a real street thug or just a guy doing the clothes and the talk.
First party out of jail and this little suburban Megan was testin' my gangsta, she only wanted me if I'd really done time.
by old lang guy November 16, 2006
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pepelaugh teatime

You use this combo when somebody dosnt realize the obvious
Person 1: Bro what even is that?
Person 2: Pepelaugh TeaTime oh no no
by Pepelaugh TeaTime November 8, 2020
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testicliocentric

when all topics of conversation revolve around one's testicles or someone else's testicles
Jas: I had some oddly shaped peanuts today...
Sam: Like Omar's balls?
Ala: Was one bigger than the other?
Omar: This conversation is so testicliocentric.
by Omar Representing The 916 April 25, 2008
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Testicle Wrestle

When two guys slap their testicles violently at each other.
Timmy and Jimmy testicle wrestled yesterday. Their balls are now black and blue.
by FurFactor November 21, 2009
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Testicular Bull

Lying about the length of one's penis.
Guy #1 - "Yup, I'm 11 inches."
Guy #2 - "That is so testicular bull."
by chloeg29 December 14, 2010
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testicula

godess of examination and bruised testicales
fuck that test was a pain in the balls, hope testicula will favor me just a bit
by lukalaw January 24, 2011
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