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Besides cockroaches, the only thing that is thought to be capable of surviving a nuclear holocaust.
Besides cockroaches, the only thing that is thought to be capable of surviving a nuclear holocaust.
Husband: Honey, I ran over one of your good plastic, resealable Tupperware storage bowls with my Hummer.
Wife: Don't worry dear. See, even after the punishment of your massive chassis, I can still get my lid on tight!
Wife: Don't worry dear. See, even after the punishment of your massive chassis, I can still get my lid on tight!
by MushMouth January 31, 2008
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"I feel so lonely all the time..."
"Dude, just get a tupper, you won't feel that lonely anymore... it does take a lot of work, though."
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Bob:So i was driving along the road and saw so ducks so i decided to go shoot them on the side of the road.
Billy: O yeah well i saw ducks to but i decided to drive off road and then through the pond jus to scare them off and shoot them.
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s band,the London S.S.,then something happened,and tada,he was in The Clash. He later got kicked out though because he had a drug addiction and was becoming unreliable. I believe he released a solo album too. He was really short,and also sometimes had to wear women's shoes,because his feet were so small. He also got married to his girlfriend Wendy,but they divorced.
s band,the London S.S.,then something happened,and tada,he was in The Clash. He later got kicked out though because he had a drug addiction and was becoming unreliable. I believe he released a solo album too. He was really short,and also sometimes had to wear women's shoes,because his feet were so small. He also got married to his girlfriend Wendy,but they divorced.
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Anonymous 1 has killed Anonymous 2.
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Anonymous 1 has killed Anonymous 4.
Anonymous 1 has killed Anonymous 5.
Anonymous 1 has killed Anonymous 6.
"0mfg tapper n33b! R3p0rted ur sorry @$$!!"
by Evzfire13 April 12, 2009
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