assume room temperature

Die; cease to inhabit the planet.

On the day that Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy would assume room temperature, Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.

by The Underground Conservative October 17, 2011

Temple of Doom

Shreaded up toliet paper placed in the upper part of the toliet,enough to make it higher then the water level, and topped off with a shit log(or two)

The residents of 76 were shocked when they discovered that their toliet had become a Temple of Doom

by Michael February 9, 2005

Tempest

A constant problem. Fuck you, Tempest.

“God I hate Tempest so much. Why can’t he just talk normally?”

by Herberbth March 10, 2021

Peaceful Temple

(v.) an act of running off to the bathroom, when in bed with your parter and getting close to orgasm, and scooping the shit out of the toilet bowl that you let out an hour ago to only come back running to your sexually desirefully waiting opponent and mash it hardcore in his/her face.
*This action often comes with consequences when used as a birthday surprise.

Stacy: Hey Jane, you won't believe what happened yesterday between Wil and I.
Jane: You Bang'd him?
Stacy: Better, I gave him a Peaceful Temple!
Jane: You're goddess!

by master unity mind April 8, 2008

Tempany

A very hot and sexy girl. She is the best girlfriend you'll ever have and would never do anything to hurt you. She is very beautiful on the inside and out. Shes really fun to hang out with and get to know. Shes just amazing.

wow, whos that damn fine girl?

Thats Tempany.

by khdfsiabfpojfeib January 1, 2012

temp

A worker in an office hired in a temporary basis. Usually untalented.

A substitute teacher.

School of Rock:
1) Patty: ...And Ned has the most important job there is.
Dewey: What, Temping?
Ned: Dewey, a substitute is not a temp!

2) Patty: Oh you got a job, doing what?
Dewey: I'm temping, like Ned does.
Ned: Dewey, a substitute is not a temp!

by Fj-3 July 22, 2007

van der tempeling

The process of stooping to an unprecedent low to get what you want.

I sooo van der tempeled the other day, I had to lick my wife's shit to get her to lend me 5 bucks.

Please, don't say no, I am willing to van der tempel to get it. I will even stab my own mother for this service.

The other day, I saw this crack whore van der tempeling to get her fix!

by Employee_of_the_year July 15, 2009