Teddy Bearing

Fingering a man in the fold of his scrotum, where it meets the area between his balls and his anus (aka gooch, grundle or smelly bridge) in a similar action to replacing the stuffing from a frayed teddy bear.

Becky fingerfucked her boyfriend by teddy bearing his scrotum into his body as if she was stuffing the innards back into her beloved cuddle chum.

by Nobbie April 27, 2010

Teddy bear Asshole

A person who is overly candid, but means to do no harm.

One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.

Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.

"John always makes people angry with his political views, but he is just a teddy bear asshole."

"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.

by Jambo Truthbomb July 25, 2011

Teddy Weddy Kins

Nickname for the very best of teddy's. He is the top of the teddy pyramid and is just amazing at everything. You can't argue with one or you will lose; Can't get mad at him (or stay that way for long). He will put all Teddy's to shame and make you feel wonderful in every way. He is the most perfect of all guys. He makes girl feel lucky to have him even for a moment. Time spent with him is like a fairy tail and forever seems too short. He becomes everything you ever want and need, and you cant imagine life without him. He will make you want to become a better person and do anything it takes to keep him with you. He is the most perfect thing in the universe and that could never change, not even in a million years.

I love my Teddy Weddy Kins<3

Forever and Always<3

by Gabby Wabby Kins August 20, 2013

teddy bear

a virile man who is nevertheless very gentle and kindhearted,in spite of his gruff manner.

10-year-old Michael's Uncle Lou,who is a big fat man with a rough manner,is really such a teddy bear. He and nephew Michael often fish together, and he is very loving towards his 3-year-old son Patrick,Michael's little cousin.

by JMC70 January 15, 2017

tealyn

Tealyn is a crazy, but yet outgoing and funny friend. She is very beautiful and commonly has a loss of hair. Sometimes she may be very loud, but mostly she is great friend. She will make you food and clean almost anything if you just ask. She will go to the limits for her friends and truly you just love her.

Boy 1- Yo, that girl tealyn is so crazy bro i love it.
Girl 1- I know I love that girl shes so funny!
Boy 2- Wifey material definitely

by Unknown 5/6/03 December 30, 2018

Flaming Teddy Roosevelt

Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.

One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead

by Dreznych December 11, 2010

sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.

Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.

by scodder September 29, 2012