Masturbation Technician

Someone whose job it is to jerk people off for medical reasons

When I grow up I want to be a masturbation technician

by Bigdickpreston September 20, 2016

Technical degree

Means that the degree you got from a school is not accredited except at the school itself. There is a standard degree in which at the least takes 4 years and there is a technical degree which can take as little as 4 weeks. Usually the schools that offer technical degrees are for-profit private schools which tend to butcher the course. Such as taking out the standard liberal art requirements, Taking out the requirements for advanced classes, etc.

For the most part they are not accepted by other schools except the school you got it from. They tend to not be valued by employers. Due to the fact that if a diploma says Masters(type of degree) on it it technically doesn't mean anything.

Technical degree Associates of mathematics, Technical Bachelors of mathematics, etc.

by Forest Of Lebanon June 26, 2014

Technical Difficulties

A really epic band from santa barbara, ca.

thats technical difficulties!

by aseksysasquatch June 15, 2011

technical foul

An inappropriate release of gas.

Oh man, did you just rip one? That's a technical foul right there.

by Mattius December 7, 2003

Scare Technician

A person speciallzing in scareing people at haunted house parks.

Angel Amaro Is a very good Scare Technichan

by Angel January 31, 2004

Technical Awesomness

1. (adj) to describe someone who has technical skills that are off the charts compared to mere mortals;
2. (adv) used to describe the display of technical skills that amazed the speaker; describing someone who accomplished something thought impossible
3. (n) title given to only the very best technical people

1. He is so good that he is technical awesomness.
2. That was quite a display of technical awesomness that he displayed when removing that malware.
3. "Hi, my name is Rich and I am Technical Awesomness"

by CaptAwesome April 26, 2010

Techniqua

An unlearned skill that you fully master in the moment of need without ever having attempting the task in witch it is required previously.

You begin doing something of which you have no skill or experience and suddenly you perform the task with expert skill and unleash your inner Techniqua.

Wow Techniqua, you are rockin' that haircut!

by pinkmitten January 7, 2012