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Wave Function Based Technologies

Wave Function Based Technologies, shortened as WFBT, are a kind of technology that uses the wave function for work and operate. WFBT are also able to reproduce the wave function at any level mainly on macro level, and WFBT uses superquantum mechanics principles to work.
"Wave Function Based Technologies might be our technological future, but we will need to make massive research on it for turn it possible."

"Wave Function Based Technologies are the main technological concept of vibrationalism, not just of vibrationalism, but of the whole esoteric transhumanist movement."
by Full Monteirism January 2, 2021
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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Possibly the worst musical ever. Written by the idiot composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, it's the retelling of the Bible story of Joseph, done through silly, lighthearted songs. The Pharaoh is depicted as Elvis (???), and there is a country song, a reggae song, and a Jazz song. All of these are anachronisms, as well as being incredibly stupid and contributing nothing to the story.
There are only two good things about Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat:
1. One of its songs makes fun of the French, which always gets a laugh.
2. It's short, proving that Webber wasn't completely heartless.
by RepelHistory September 18, 2005
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Technologically retarded

1)Combination of "technology and technically". One who lacks technological know how.
2) Using electronic devices for other purposes other then their primary fuction.
The other day my dad tryed to used my razor cellphone to shave his face.

Old people are technologically retarded.
by Skrilla 88 March 10, 2008
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appropriate technology

The term appropriate technology is broadly used to mean a technology that is simple to use, culturally sensitive, adoptable to prevailing local conditions and cost effective. So that, whether in a small farm processing agricutural raw materials or in an office complex handling large volumes of commercial client, the technology that is adopted must meet the above criteria, so as to maximize input, promote efficiency and reduce cost.
Appropriate Technology.
For example;
Tractors for relatively large farms.
by NdeiyaxyGh. December 4, 2010
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push technology

A method, invented by Wired magazine, of removing all non-advertising content from the internet.
"We'll get more eyeballs if we synergize our core paradigms utilizing push technology."
by mal June 21, 2004
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technological darwinism

Technological survival of the fittest, or in this case, the top-of-the-line models.
My AMD athlon 64 pwns your AMD Athlon 2400+ anyday.
by myg0t_1337krew April 30, 2005
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Technological Darwinism

noun: A theory describing a phenomenon whereby an individual or group/demographic has fallen so far behind in their understanding of technology that it presents a survival risk for them in going about their day-to-day life. The theory stipulates that those exhibiting the characteristics of Technological Darwinism fall into over-50 and under-50 individuals, the net population effect of the two age groups being a moron-equilibrium. The key here is societal influence. Technological Darwinists will continue to lose power and influence in society, thereby drowning them out of both culture and history. They will eventually 'go extinct' insofaras losing the respect of their families, peers, and countrymen.
Emerging research suggests a cure for the phenomenon and experimentation is presently underway, aimed at extracting this youth-essence from the young and transplanting it into the aged, reference: stem cell research. The cure is near, yet every day thousands of Technological Darwinists order scores of counterfeit youth-essence pills via spam and phishing emails from Chinese hackers.
Interesting corollary found in the idea that as the level of technology grows at an ever-increasing rate, the amount of effort required to be tech savvy will increase at a similar rate.

The traits they exhibit do not benefit their survival in a technologically controlled environment.
Contextual reference first presented by R.M. Remlinger in 2010.
Technological Darwinism is found almost exclusively in imbeciles and the elderly, not mutually exclusive here,
1. crashing their PCs and allowing their bank accounts to be drained by a Nigerian prince speaking in toddler-English via an unsolicited email, either by downloading strange attachments or replying with their sensitive account security details.
2. See: Senator Ted "Series of Tubes" Stevens & Senator John "I don't know how to use a computer and I ran for President of the United States in the 21st century" McCain
3. Qualifier: Any person who has responded to an email touting overseas discount "V!A_GRA" sold by the case.
4. "The trending advancements in technology will serve as the extinction level event necessary to rid the power elite of Technological Darwinism."
by R.M. Remlinger February 16, 2010
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