Fortune Teller

Whilst in the Doggy style postion, and reciever reaching back rubbing the testicles of pitcher, The driver grabs the wrist and ejaculates into it the hand

Don't make me rush it, help me out with a Fortune Teller

by The Mad Mechanic December 13, 2010

tekler

a homicidal russian

my mom is such a tekler

by tekler July 26, 2011

A Teamers

""Ed Sheeran biggest fans"" but clearly, have only listened to The A Team (Give Me Love, and/or Lego House.)

Briana: omg i love ed sheeran!!!
Hannah: REALLY ME TOO! what's your favorite song?
Briana: THE A TEAM!!!
Diana: i bet this is the only song you've heard from him begone let's leave her to her misery

Ed: i'm so tired of these lil shitheads, they can never sing along to any of my other songs, bet they don't even have my album

Briana: I'm allergic to A Teamers

by edsherun August 31, 2013

Geezer Teaser

A male or female, who uses body parts or words to attract someone of old age. Only to crush the older ones dreams.

Stripper are a good example of Geezer Teasers

by PanikOne February 4, 2010

tealeaf

an amazing guy who means the world to me. he is kind and funny and so much more. i love him to bits with all my heart. he is my soul mate, i love you my baby xxxx

'tealeaf, how did u get your name?'
'tealeaf stop poking frankis'

by ames February 7, 2004

talerico

A bitch psychopath that would be nothing but a single mother living on child support

UUh that's talerico

by xxmanxx October 31, 2018

Tejler

(n.) - an unidentified object used for fornication.

"I was fine with everything until he pulled out his tejler and then I was like 'woaaah buddy'"

by razzandKay January 2, 2012