Tardbus

1. Noun:

The name given to a bus that is specifically disigned for the transportation of retarded people.

2. Noun:
The name used by people who have acheived legendary status in their own way.

Jack: Hey check out that Tardbus driving by.
Phill: Awesome! I haven't seen one of those in a while!

Donny: dude your such a Tardbus!
Frank: Aww thanks man!

by Tardbus_edition April 13, 2010

tard hand

The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.

When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.

"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"

by aero-instability October 9, 2010

Tard Spaz

A person and/or the art combing emotional distress and violence into a fighting technique. A Tard Spaz will usually fight with unrelenting rage that will involve uncoordinated punches, desperate kicking attempts, and will usually not give up until handcuffed or knocked out.

The man is a Tard Spaz.
I will go tard spaz on your ass.

by dirty mcnasty1 November 14, 2010

Tard Wars

(n.)- cover-all term for parodies of the 'Star Wars' films, especially the more ridiculous ones. These can range from well-known productions such as 'Spaceballs' to obscure single-page comics.

"Did you see the latest installment of Tard Wars?"
"The Robot Chicken one, or that webcomic?"

by Sheeberweeber October 18, 2011

Tard Box

A box full of retards. Someone who is thoroughly an idiot. Often said with a Northeastern Boston accent: "Taarhhd Box"

"Joe just locked his keys in his car with the engine running..."
"What frickin' Tard Box"

or

"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."

by TardBoxMaster1748 November 8, 2011

Tard-dashians

A group of women or a Haters Club, that like to single out a girl who they're jealous of and pick on her and spread rumors until her boyfriend breaks up with her, How to spot a Tard-dashians; They will wreek of tanning oil and cheap nock-off perfume and will be equipped with fake silicon boobs with one bigger then the other.

Oh no... Here comes the pack of Tard-dashians, hopefully they won't notice us, quickly hide your Chanel purse and your real boobies, before they start viscous rumors about us.

by Stupid Cat May 31, 2016

tard font

When you type on social media with mixed lettercases-uppercase and lowercase: LiKe tHIs.

Andre is an a-hole.
"I know, he always types in TaRd FonT when he doesn't have a valid point."

by ts15210 October 29, 2018