surpribrows

Eyebrows which have been drawn on in a way that makes the person always look surprised.

She could have penciled eyebrows on her brow bone, but she did her own thing and has some surpribrows.

by Fitchic September 10, 2019

Sulphate

A word use to ask people to shut up. Origin by the Cantonese word 收皮 which reads as sau pei which is similar to sulphate.

Get on the bed and sulphate!
Hey, can you sulphate for few seconds?

by onl9 June 6, 2023

The Surpriser Riser

noun, The term used to represent the event any man, including myself, despises: Getting an erection in public, usually when in an open area and/or near many other people. The victim generally walks like an old guy, seems to be weilding a very large gerbil in their pants, or simply tries to think of gory, morbid, discusting, non-arousing things to get rid of The Surpriser Riser. Usually, when the man may be ok with having an erection later, as he is alone, he will not get one. Until he goes out in public again.

"Oh, fuck! Not The Surpriser Riser again!"

by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

lumpy surprise

when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.

this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.

by banjobill January 10, 2009

Pittsburgh Surprise

An unexpected punch in the neck during a fight.

I thought Mike was going to lose that fight, but then he hit him with a Pittsburgh Surprise.

by Naga 5 Stacks January 12, 2012

Marmite Surprise

When a girl has black poop in between her vaginal lips (labia) but the outside is clean. It's a "Marmite Surprise" when you spread her lips.

John: How did your date with Sarah go? Did you score a home run?
Dave: Yeah dude, it was great. Even got a Marmite Surprise! I didn't even know she was into that sort of thing...
John: Aw man! You always have the best dates!

by woofles August 4, 2015

Mummy Surprise

After one deficates, one wraps their finger(s) with toilet paper and inserts into the deficaters anus; thoroughly cleaning the sphincter.

After pooping this morning, Charley avoided another Brown Ballerina by having Eric give him a Mummy Surprise.

by JediWords October 12, 2016