purple submarine

When a guy sits down on a toilet seat to take a dump and his junk breaches the surface of the water. The depth at which one's penis becomes submerged is obviously determined by the abnormal level of water in the toilet. This is often caused by a previous visitor's overzealous donation, clogging the toilet and exponentially compounding the problem...you now have a package that is not only wet, but wet with the aftermath of someone else's bombing run.

Dude, that crap would have been perfectly executed if it weren't for the purple submarine action...I'm gonna go shower.

by Encephalitis Jones June 10, 2004

submarine fucking

When a man has not had sex for a long time while living on a submarine. He will violently rape anything in sight including women, assholes, monkeys, apple peels or mouths. His hormones are so raging that he will ejeculate on anything he sees. This is the reason why women are not allowed on submarines.

That dude went ape shit and went submarine fucking all night.

by djgcma2 December 4, 2010

submanlet

A male who is shorter than 5'7.

Johnny, who is 5'6 wonders why women won't date him. His multiple female friends say, because you're a "submanlet" and we like men.

by betamanlet February 1, 2010

Ego Submission

a submission to Urban Dictionary that has
significance only to the person sending it. Submitting said definition is like
telling an inside joke during a stand up comedy routine. Its lack of universal appeal guarantees it will be a flop.

Most of the words on the editorial review pages are a bunch of stupid ego submissions, such as: "Virginia - a woman whose beauty, intelligence, wit, and knife-fighting skills ARE, IN FACT, what bring all the boys to the yard."

by VFM Radio July 7, 2008

That example was already submitted for...

The lip that UrbanDictionary.com gives you when you resubmit your daffynition after you discover a typo and cancel it.

That example was already submitted for Make Love Not Spam.

by Downstrike December 1, 2004

Nocturnal Submission

When you jack off in a submarine.

Hi. I'm in a submarine. And Jacking off. Nocturnal submission

by And I said June 24, 2007

Subomi

Subomi is the best person you’ll ever meet. If you ever meet a Subomi, do not let him go. Subomi warms your heart when you see him, and you ate for him when he’s away. When you walk away from Subomi you can’t help but thinking that you wish that you could turn back and kiss him. Subomi is one of the best people that you will ever meet, and that is why I recommend that you always stay alert for Subomi. Because he will change your life forever.

Sister: Where is Subomi?
Brother: He went to California for a week.
Sister: WHAT!!! But I miss him so much.

by Sharon Matthew July 13, 2022