Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in
John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest
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Sprodongle /verb/ - to drink excessively causing loss of control of basic bodily functions and exceptionally poor judgement./noun/ Adopted by Neil Sheppard, wandering idiot of mottisfont, to refer to a long end on a tree/hedge.
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by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018
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by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018
Get the Strangle a swan mug.Essentially the experience of being led astray by Google, predominantly by their maps but not restricted to that division. The state of succumbing to Google generated or promoted misinformation. See also scroogle, a 1998 entry that is essentially a "cuss" word with a spelling that makes its Google origins less obvious. sgroogled is the only word in the English language that starts with sg, the other, sgraffito is Italianbut has been assimilated into English.
"There were rows of trees where the road's meant to be, but what do you expect when you get maps for free. And I wasn't quite where I was meant to be because I had been totally sgroogled." from a 2017 song by Geoff Ellett, NZ
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