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pit of voles 

Another name for FF.N (fanfiction.net) at its worst. Especially when finding nothing but Mary Sues.
Bah, my slash fic got flamed again at the Pit of Voles.
pit of voles by Kessica September 17, 2005

Pit Of Voles 

A very popular fanfic archive website fanfiction.net that has come under fire for the badfic therein.

After banning all adult content, ff.net became known for an absurd ratio of incredibly bad and juvenile fanfiction. Thus, the name "Pit Of Voles" was born on the TWoP Forums.
I took a wonder over to The Pit Of Voles and almost vomited.
Pit Of Voles by Treehouseman June 12, 2005

slit voles stomach

A descriptive term for the vagina, referring to a small rodent's stomach. This term was much used in certain academic establishments in the United Kingdom to pass scrutiny during banterous exchanges pre-lecture.
"Hey Nige, we saw you dissapear with that lass from our politics group, did you pump the slit voles stomach?"

Fuck like Prairie Voles 

To engage in constant sexual activity within a committed, monogamous romantic relationship.
"So, you and Sarah have been seeing each other for a while now. Have you gotten any?"
"Oh, yeah. We fuck like Prairie Voles."
Fuck like Prairie Voles by Yodafan December 25, 2009
Name given to some one who can last very long.
Vowles went for hours last night.
vowles by Fred December 4, 2004

vollesate 

Texting back and forth so much with a friend in a short period of time that message inbox and outbox becomes overloaded.
I will not vollesate with you anymore, call me instead.
vollesate by sheila1159 January 18, 2011