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pull up a stool

when needing a poo ,the act of sucking the brown stuff back up using the anus muscle.
used in time of not being able to take a shit.
had a nightmare at work the other day,didnt go for my morning poo.by the afternoon i had to pull up a stool,to late it resulted in a snap off.....
by mart70 April 27, 2009
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lazing stool

a stool that has not yet been flushed down the toilet.
i couldn't believe that there was a lazing stool in their bathroom!
by Rewskeee December 2, 2014
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Stooling Stool

Noun :

1. A generic or knock-off Squatty Potty ; Usually in the form of a small footstool.

2. A homemade Squatty Potty
$40? Forget that Squatty Potty ! I'm getting me a stooling stool at Walmart!
by Ibuddy66 June 12, 2018
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Stooling Stool

An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.
Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?

Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!
by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018
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spray stool

A form of explosive diarrhea that literally sprays the inside of your toilet bowl in a thin layer of brown.
I cannot make it to work today, I got spray stool again.
by Johann Doe December 18, 2018
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Bar Stool

In gay culture the bar stool is the guy you would not have considered, you dont rate him. He doesn't impress you and you never considered him in any way. Perhaps someone asked if you were attracted to him and the thought had never occurred, you decide he isnt despicable but he definitely isnt attractive.
Oh, errrr, I guess hes less than a 5, he has an Ok personality, errrr, well he isnt ugly. I guess if I'm 60 and I dont want to live alone then errr maybe. I suppose hes the bar stool, definitely the last bar stool.
by KJ BELAFONTE September 8, 2019
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Nixon stool

A "step up to new heights" furniture-device dat is so rugged dat you can casually kick it here and there around da floor without damaging it at all.
When ol' Tricky Doohickey said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore" after he was ousted from Congress, he didn't realize that he could still have squatted on all-fours and served as a "Nixon stool" for the senators and representatives to bunt into place with their shoes and then climb up on to reach law-books on the higher shelves in the Library of Congress.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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