stites

A person who habitually acquires random useless old objects from tag sales or the dump with no intention of using them.

As we drive by the delapidated old house, we noticed a large ammount of crap littering the lawn- must be a stites.

by Chris Stites June 30, 2006

shited

1.Utterly fucked, completely buggered, totally cunted. Gone arse over tit.

2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.

"Argh argh argh, oh christ, me leg's shited, which fucking comedian put a beartrap in the middle of the High Street?"

"The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack."

"My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."

by Oft Disgruntled March 9, 2006

saucey shite

One who doesn't live up to expectations and/or is lazy.

Ah Tom you saucey shite! You forgot to take out the garbage!

by Kevodger May 19, 2009

shiterature

Literature placed in a bathroom for a shitter's reading enjoyment.

"I saw you had a couple of Playboys for shiterature in you bathroom. Just so you know, wacking off on the crapper is a capital offense."

"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."

by -=JDP=- May 11, 2008

shiteclub

Quite simply, a nightclub that is shite, where ther is no booze, the decor is retro and they play shit music years out of date.

Instead of excepting the invitation to that 80s shiteclub with the lads, i preferred to stay in and watch telly.

by banginboy1 September 20, 2009

shitenheimer

(shite in hime er)

A person with a shitty attitude.

What's wrong w/that bitch? She's such a shitenheimer

by SmokeNaBowl August 11, 2010

Shite delay

Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.

Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay

by griggy July 6, 2011