Stirring the mayo jar

A term for female masturbation, characterized by the noise made while stirring a jar of mayonnaise.

She just finished stirring the mayo jar. Hopefully she didn't get any in her pants.

by Elysian893 November 24, 2010

stirring the martini

Term for female masturbation or Fingering a woman.

She was stirring the martini, while I listened on the phone.

by Wesley H. December 24, 2008

Stirring the batter

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Person A: What the hell is taking him so long in the bathroom?
Person B: He's probably stirring the batter.
Person A: He better clean up his batter.. I don't want it all over my bathroom.

by Playa Pancho February 19, 2008

Sterling Pound

When you shove your dick so hard in a vagina that it becomes stuck.

I'm sorry I'm late guys, I just got caught in my third Sterling Pound!

by The Ledge58 March 8, 2016

Sterling

A feet gang member. Particularly likes to host Persona 5 RPs.

Wow, that Sterling has a foot fetish...
Did you hear Sterling was starting a Persona 5 RP?

by inverttt March 11, 2019

Stirring the chum bucket

When you cum multiple times in a girl who is having her period without ever pulling out.

She was on the rag so I ended up stirring the chum bucket all night.

by Crons August 5, 2020

Sterling High school

A place where people send nudes of themselves through the school’s messaging app, kids are putting oranges and other shit in the walls, and if you get caught lacking without your ID Mr. Redman resizes your asshole while all you can think is “Hey young man”.

4/10, would not recommend

“Hey I’m thinking of going to Sterling High school”
“Nah don’t go there, they’re fruity asl”

by -your friendly neighborhood November 15, 2021