Shit Stain

1)A Brownish/Blackish and or Redish mark that is found in a towlet or human being's under shorts or panties. Found around the area of the anus.
2)A person that is a total fuck up and totally useless.
Like definitions may be found with Dumdass, Skidmark, Shit For Brains, Stupidass, Jerkoff, Spinout or Speed Racer.

I was taking a leak in Tommy's badroom, then I saw his Dad's boxers on the floor. There was bloody "shit stain" in them. It looked like he wiped up the floor with them after a blod bath.

Tommy and his Dad are both fucking "shit stains".

by JLOH December 16, 2004

Drunken Stain

A person who is drunk but also annoying.

Gosh, Jacqui and Matt were drunken stains all night!

by International House August 23, 2008

Carpet Shaving

The act of using an electric razor/beard trimmer to remove wax from carpet.

Important Note: Shag carpet only!

Corey: Oops I just spilled hot wax on the carpet!!
Brian: Let's shave it.
Adam: Yeah, that's what I call some serious Carpet Shaving.

by Carpetshaver7 November 29, 2009

stain

To come up, rob someone

MAN 1: I just came up!
Man 2: You stained dude didn't you!

by KingLloyd December 28, 2005

Staino

A smear of poop found in ones underwear, the bunghole having been improperly wiped after a previous gratuitous usage.

Damn! I did it again... I crapped in my pants.

by Andre Slovinchokov September 30, 2003

Stalingrab

To rape or be raped in a style reminiscent of a giant moustached Russian.

If I don't pick up at the bar, I'm just going to Stalingrab something on the way home. I totally blacked out last night after the vodka bar - I think that guy Vlad put something in my drink and Stalingrabbed me. I was studying for exams, but I had Reader's block, so I came over and Stalingrabbed your mom's face with my cock last night.

by President D Milhous Kennedy December 16, 2010

Spider Stain

When a man releases his left over semen through piss onto a girls face

Girl: "Oh...my...god! DID YOU JUST SPIDER STAIN ME?"

Guy:" I don't see the problem. You threw up on my cock last week and at least there is some cum on your face.."

by nastynutsac June 8, 2009