stavka

man with much common sense, good looking with loads of tallent. will probably be owned at hl

god i'm such a stavka, that guy just beat me 39-0

by n sidwell November 11, 2003

Saskatchewan

Tired of feeling guilty about having an affair with your cousin and dog? Well worry no more cause we got you covered!! Come to single minded Saskatchewan and forget about world problems and that anywhere else exists! Here you can treat women like shit, yell at immigrants and have that special alone time you've been looking for with your little brother. YEEEEHAW Getem Boy!!!

Normal person: are you from saskatchewan?

Saskatchewanian: yes.
Normal person: ew

by PleasuredAbortion April 20, 2020

Saskatoon

Sas·ka·toon - describes the frigid, block heater required, cold demeanor of a woman who has little patience for your bullshit.

Chad: Man that new girl at the coffee shop is a real bitch.

Tim: Naaa man, she's just saskatoon.

by BraveLuxan September 12, 2013

saskatchewan spongebath

to give your brother/sister a sponge bath

JOE: last night i gave my Jessica a spongebath
DAVE:isnt that your sister?
JOE: ya .....it was a saskatchewan spongebath

by me1989 November 18, 2009

saskatchewan champagne

Another Name For Rye & Coke

After Drinking A Few Glasses Full Of Saskatchewan Champagne I Was Feeling Pretty Drunk!

by Nicoll_420 June 16, 2008

Saskatchewan Syndrome

The effects of staying in Canada's most boring province for too long. Symptoms may include: Nausea, Boredom, Obesity, Severe headaches,Excessive fido fornication, and in severe cases losing your mind completley. Can be cured by moving somewhere populated, more exciting or beautiful

Doctor: Hmm, you say that he has been living in Regina for two months now? That explains it...I'm sorry M'am, your son has Saskatchewan Syndrome. I think if you want to cure him...move him somewhere very populated.

by Justine_Hawley March 2, 2009

saskatoon berry pull

a man calls over his lady and explains that he has a present for her. (works best with coming back from a long business trips) then the man proceeds to lift up his shirt, (or take it off) and ever so slightly "slides down" his pants so that he starts to reveal his "love lines". Then, when the lady is at her most peek of interest, the man pulls out his bellybutton lint and presents it to her.

"I just love getting Saskatoon berry pulls' from Eddy"

by Adrian P. August 5, 2007