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Starbucks

Probably the most successful chain of coffee franchise around the globe. Founded back around 40 years ago, it has excelled it the proportion to fit the best taste for the majority of customers, providing the best taste and sensation to your tongue and mind then ever you can achieve. Alongside with all the delicate snacks available, these coffee shops might be as well a decent place as to study.
Harrison: " Hey why don't we chill at Starbucks? I really need a sanity boost right now. "

George: " Sure thing, really. "
by icnapple August 4, 2011
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Starfucks

A new business where you can get both get laid and drink coffee. Teaches you the great art of multitasking and new sex positions. Cheap prices but expensive quality.
guy#1- "dude I'm do horny and I need some coffee"
Guy#2- "let's go to Starfucks!!!"
Guy#1- "way ahead of you" *un-zips pants*
by El domarino July 4, 2014
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Starbucks

extremely corporate coffee franchise that is literally on every corner of every block of every major U.S. city. Hipsters and indie types flock there to discuss their meaningless lives and recite poetry.
Hipster 1: Let's go to a coffee shop and read some poetry, but not Starbucks. It's sooo corporate...
Hipster 2: yea. Where should we go?
Hipster 1: Ummm...How about Starbucks?
Hipster 2: Sounds good!
by Mdub87 April 30, 2006
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Snapbacks

Cheap 59/50 hats that skinny white kids wear to try and fit in with the rest of the 'cool' black population. Not only are they the shittest type of hat in the Lids store, they embaress us normal kids that wear fitted's...yo seriously. Fuck a Snapback, and fuck dope fresh wanna be swagfags.. ya'll are making fools out of yourselves.. go spend a few extra fuckin dollars and buy a real hat.
Preppy White kid; yo Dude i got my chauffer to drive me to the lids store yesterday in willowbrooke mall, yo dude i bought myself 10 fresh snapbacks, im set for the week. yo

Normal Cool White Kid; Why are you wearing snap backs? are you fuckin gay?

Preppy White Kid; Nawh man i just wanna be like my idol Mac Miller, he's the best rapper ever, and Snapbacks are soo cool, i can't wait to buy another 20.

Normal White Kid; Bro go buy a real fucking hat, snapbacks are for poor people and kids that have irregularly shaped heads. Fuck yourself. Your better off wearing a Turban than that shit.
by thatkidyoulovetohate41 October 7, 2011
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Starbucks name

the ridiculous name you give your Starbucks Coffee Attendee when placing your order
Starbucks Worker: What would you like?
You: One Grande Caramel Macchiato please
Starbucks Worker: Name?
::Thinking to yourself:: I'll give her my starbucks name
You: Yolanda Shaliza, thanks
by Gracie Cun February 13, 2007
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Starbucks

1. The place that made buying $4 coffee more important than paying your rent.

2. A coffee shop that is located in every mall, street corner, and bathroom (and some houses) in America and other countries. Soon to take over the world.

3. A place where no one understands you when you say "Can I just have a medium coffee?"

4. The language of Corporate America.
Random dude: Hey, I'd like to buy this shirt.
Employee: Well, hurry up. This place is going to be a Starbucks in 5 seconds.

Corporate American: I would like a venti half-caf mint-mocha Frap with a double-shot of Fall Blend, no foam.
Barista: That will be $5.38
Corporate American: Eh, less expensive than gas!

Some celeb: Yo, yo , yo homiez. Welcome to my crib. I'd like to show you where the magic happens! THIS is my Starbucks room.
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