Squishing a raisin

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman

Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)

Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?

Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?

Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?

Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.

Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

squishing your gummies

Smashing your testicles together

Squishing your gummies is the worst pain a man could feel.

by Pokes23233 April 4, 2017

Squish head

1. One who has transformed his/her brain from a complex sensory-processing organ critical to life existence, to a mass of ill-functioning goo (squish) with excessive & unmoderated drug-use.

The term "squish head" appeared in the original Twin Peaks, S2 - E5; it was used to refer to the cocaine-running Renault brothers - who were from Canada - as "...glue-sniffing, squish heads...".

by DharmaPunk70 June 26, 2017

SQUIP

It’s a grey oblong pill. Quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.

J:You got quick?

R:Not quick. SQUIP.

by ThatOneGirl2002 January 17, 2018

SQUIP

It's from Japan

It tells you how to be cool or, dare I say, Be More Chill

Rich
Then I got a Squip

Jeremy
You got quick?

Rich
Not quick. Squip.

Jeremy
I've just never heard of it before.

Rich
That's the point. This is some "top secret can't even look it up on the internet" shit.

Rich
It's from Japan
It's a grey, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill
Will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and tells you what to do

Jeremy
So... It's like drugs?

Rich
It's better than drugs, Jeremy...
IT'S FROM JAPAN

by Ametrine August 20, 2018

Squishy

Pet name

Best person
Best friend
Adorable

Soft and cuddlish
Good hearted

Oh she’s so squishy I could eat her..
“I love you squishy”
Oh she’s so lovely, a proper squish

by Dr Chums November 15, 2018

Squishy

When a female is so filled with cum she looks like she is going to explode, then a person on the preferred sex presses down on her stomach when their face is directly in line with her vagina, shooting all the liquid out to be swallowed.

’dude, did you smash Karen last night?’

’yeah man I totally made her into a squishy’

’awesome man!’

by yeetyymyam November 19, 2018